Develop a Yao Ming 101
INFANCY:
Consume bottles of Chinese Milk Product from 0-1 Year Old.
Make Sure it has Melamine.
Early Childhood/ Toddler Stage:
Bathe them with their favorite Shampoo with formaldehyde.
No More Tears. No More Scalp.
Early Adulthood/ Adolescence:
Treat yourself with the best sweets available.
How about a White Rabbit Candy?
The Result?
GENOCIDE.
One Child Policy. Check.
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