This Ad is HUGE!!!

Michael Phelps + Tony Hawk + A-Rodriguez + Kobe Bryant = F****** AWESOME.

I saw an Angel

There was a melody.
Singing in chorus.
Chanting. Rejoicing.
I looked up the sky.
I saw an angel.
Ecstatic.
Amazed.
I asked if I was dead.
Totally not.
I held her hand.
I couldn't feel a thing.
I was numb.
I was totally numb.
I know it wasn't fair.
It's not contentment.
But it was a consolation.

RUSSIAN Dolls 101

A matryoshka doll, a Babushka doll or a Russian nested doll, is a set of dolls of decreasing sizes placed one inside the other. "Matryoshka" is a derivative of the Russian female first name "Matryona", which is traditionally associated with a fat, robust Russian woman.

Matryoshkas date from 1890, and are said to have been inspired by souvenir dolls from Japan.

Modern artists create many new styles of nesting dolls. Common themes include animal collections, portraits and caricatures of famous politicians, musicians and popular movie stars. Matryoshka dolls that feature communist leaders of Russia became very popular among Russian people in the early 1990s, after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Today, some Russian artists specialize in painting themed matryoshka dolls that feature specific categories of subjects, people or nature.

Tourists who comes to RUSSIA love these dolls as "pasalubong".

But as to how many RUSSIAN DOLLS can you buy with 6.9 Million Pesos, just ask PNP Comptroller Eliseo Dela Paz. He surely can tell you the answer.

Rihanna and Chris Brown LIVE in Manila

Rihanna and Chris Brown LIVE in Manila

Novemer 16, 2008
Bonifacio Global City Open Field

EARLY BIRD PROMO ( Buy TIX until October 31)

PLATINUM PhP 8240.00
GOLD PhP 3090.00
SILVER PhP 1545.00
BRONZE PhP 309


Ticket Pricing from November 1

PLATINUM PhP 10300.00
GOLD PhP 5150.00
SILVER PhP 3090.00
BRONZE Php 618.00

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May ACCOUNT ka ba sa???

MYSPACE - Trip mo na magpapansin. Feeling mo may talent ka. At feeling mo artista ka. Araw-araw nagdadasal ka na dadami ang page hits mo at matutulad ka kay Colbie Caillat.

FRIENDSTER - Ito ang social networking site ng kaibigan mo, kaaway mo at ultimo siguro ang labandera niyo isama mo pa 'yong ale na nagtitinda ng YAKULT sa kalsada niyo.

Ito ang unang site na binubuksan mo araw-araw sa internet.

Kumbaga sa CELLPHONE, NOKIA ang tingin mo sa site na ito.

Isabay mo pa ang pagdadasal araw-araw na sana ay may bago kang testi(comment) everytime na binubuksan mo ang account mo.HI5 - Wala. Trip mo lang ang magkaroon ng second account at feeling mo sikat ang site na ito. Huwag lang masabi na friendster lang ang site na alam mo.

MULTIPLY - Ito ang site ng mga nagbebenta ng kung anu-ano. Mula tsinelas, brief, jacket, ultimo condom, glutathione at performance enhancing pills, name it and MULTIPLY has it. Ito ang all-in-one site.

Ito rin ang site para sa mga CAMWHORE. Ayaw tanggapin ng friendster ang napakalaking size ng pictue mo kaya nag-upload ka muna sa site na ito.

FACEBOOK - Nabalitaan mo sa kaibigan mo na nagtratrabaho sa MAKATI ang kasikatan ng site na ito. Pang-sosyal daw ang site na ito pero ang totoo, site ito ng mga showbiz na tao. Fan ni ganito, fan ni ganoon. At ng gumawa ka naman ng account, naging fan ka naman ni Kris Aquino at naniwala kang kanyang nga 'yon.

DOWNELINK - Ito ang site ng mga taong naniniwala sa mga adhikain ni JAMBY MADRIGAL. Period.

Ang LOVELIFE mo ba ay parang SOFTDRINKS?

Anong LOVELIFE meron ka?
Ikumpara mo sa softdrinks.

COKE ZERO - Obviously SINGLE. No SUGAR. Naghahanap ng JOWA at nagdadasal na sana magkaroon kahit 1 time lang.

COKE-In CAN - TAKEN pero sakal na sakal sa relationship. Gusto ng makawala pero nanghihinayang.

COKE SAKTO - TAKEN pero predictable ang relationship. Walang THRILL. Walang adventure. Constant lahat. Walang patutunguhan.

COKE Diet- TAKEN sana pero walang SEX LIFE. haha. Walang kaLembar.

COKE 12 oz. (355 ml.) - TAKEN. Maganda/ Gwapo ang JOWA. TROPHY RELATIONSHIP. Puro pacute ang alam. Ito 'yong masarap dalhin sa mall at i-display and jowa.

COKE 1 Liter - Lovelife ng nagbabalak ng magpamilya o kaya naman ay lumagay na sa tahimik. Medyo serious.

Coke Cherry - Relationship na puro pa-tweetums ang alam. May pet name na nalalaman pero sukdulan naman sa pagiging mahinhindutin and isa.

Ikaw, anong klaseng softdrinks ba ang LOVELIFE mo?

PS. Ang mga comparisons ay pawang kathang-isip lamang. Magpunta sa MENTAL kung may problema ka sa LOVELIFE.

Imminent

Imbyerna ako sa paraan ng pag-sensationalize ng TV Networks tungkol sa ilang balita.
(Ooppss... Bias ako kasi ABS-CBN lang ang local channel na pinapanood ko)

Yup. Hindi ko gusto ang estilo nila ng pagpapalaki ng balita.

Tulad na lang kanina habang nanonood ako ng ASAP...

Tribute daw for the Music of SAM MILBY?

Ang tanong ko...

MUSIC ICON ba si SAM MILBY para bigyan ng TRIBUTE?

Syet... May pino-promote lang palang concert kaya may ganoong effect. kaboom.

Totoong effective nga sila...
Pero nakakainis...

kaya eto... SUSUNOD... sa THE BUS...

Top 10 Newspaper Entertainment HEADLINES, YEAR 2030

10. Marian Rivera admits she is transvestite

9. Bea Alonzo invades the Big Dome... plans of a repeat concert is imminent

8. Cristy Fermin quits THE BUZZ; plans to join SOCO instead

7. Korina Sanchez on 2-decade engagement with Mar Roxas: Marriage first before SEX

6. LAKAS-CMD endorsed Boy Abunda for 2031 Midterm Elections

5. Jolina Magdangal was inducted to the OPM HALL OF FAME.

4. Wowie de Guzman is pleased about a possibility of a reunion concert of Universal Motion Dancers.

3. After his failed Presidential bid, BAYANI FERNANDO launched his INSTRUCTIONAL DVD of COPA COBANA under GMA RECORDS. Senior Citizens who wish to buy the DVD will get 20% discount.

2. SHARON CUNETA proves to be the TOP ENDORSER OF THE DECADE. Fit N' right plans doing a commercial for the MEGASTAR.

1. MAKISIG MORALES was FIRST EVER HUMAN to be CLONED.

Genealogy

Develop a Yao Ming 101

INFANCY:

Consume bottles of Chinese Milk Product from 0-1 Year Old.
Make Sure it has Melamine.


Early Childhood/ Toddler Stage:

Bathe them with their favorite Shampoo with formaldehyde.
No More Tears. No More Scalp.


Early Adulthood/ Adolescence:

Treat yourself with the best sweets available.
How about a White Rabbit Candy?




The Result?

GENOCIDE.

One Child Policy. Check.

Sneaker Aroma

LOVE GREEN

Photofunia

Dahil sa INTERNET, naging busy ako nitong mga nakaraang araw.

Marami akong pinuntahan.

Ako ang itinuturing na magiging dahilan sa napipintong paghihiwalay nina BRANGELINA.

Ako ang bagong kinalolokohan ni Paris Hilton.

Nangako siya na isasama niya ako sa susunod niyang pelikula a la House of Wax.

Magaling man sa football ang asawa ni Victoria, mas magaling naman akong kumanta ng STOP.

Galing din ako ng Russia. Binisita ko ang aking mga comrades.

Lahat ng iyan ay dahil dito.